Russian Prime Minister and President-elect Vladimir Putin has confirmed that part of Russia's 2011-2020 state arms procurement strategy will beperfecting zombie ray guns -- sort of. The mind-bending guns shoot electromagnetic radiation, which at certain frequencies can send commands directly to the brain. (Pause to make a tinfoil cap; then continue reading.) They're currently being tested as a means of crowd control and as a physical (rather than mental) weapon, but the terrifying potential of a mind-control gun makes Putin compare the technology to nuclear arms, except he thinks it's "more acceptable in terms of political and military ideology." If you don't agree, better make the case while you still can.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Russia’s Arms Program Aims to Perfect Zombie Ray Guns
Thanks to MSN once again for their short yet absolutely vital reporting....
Russian Prime Minister and President-elect Vladimir Putin has confirmed that part of Russia's 2011-2020 state arms procurement strategy will beperfecting zombie ray guns -- sort of. The mind-bending guns shoot electromagnetic radiation, which at certain frequencies can send commands directly to the brain. (Pause to make a tinfoil cap; then continue reading.) They're currently being tested as a means of crowd control and as a physical (rather than mental) weapon, but the terrifying potential of a mind-control gun makes Putin compare the technology to nuclear arms, except he thinks it's "more acceptable in terms of political and military ideology." If you don't agree, better make the case while you still can.
Russian Prime Minister and President-elect Vladimir Putin has confirmed that part of Russia's 2011-2020 state arms procurement strategy will beperfecting zombie ray guns -- sort of. The mind-bending guns shoot electromagnetic radiation, which at certain frequencies can send commands directly to the brain. (Pause to make a tinfoil cap; then continue reading.) They're currently being tested as a means of crowd control and as a physical (rather than mental) weapon, but the terrifying potential of a mind-control gun makes Putin compare the technology to nuclear arms, except he thinks it's "more acceptable in terms of political and military ideology." If you don't agree, better make the case while you still can.
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